Gratwick Films and The Perfect House have declared war on traditional distribution!

Our declaration of independence has been issued and we have begun selling DVD’s for The Perfect House. Andrea has finally left the day job and joined Gratwick Films fulltime. In our first attempt at hitting the streets we made friends with a few homeless kids and donated some dvds to sell for food money. After that, Andrea boldly walked into the world famous Amoeba Records and convinced them they needed to carry our movie on the shelves!

Andrea made our first business to business sale!
In a special edition of Gratcast we delve into part 1 of a three part series about the story behind The Perfect House. Each of the 3 episodes we will share and discuss the details and true stories never before told behind each phase of The Perfect House. Part 1 covers pre-production and how we managed to will this movie into existence.

Starting with the script, we discuss how the story evolved from a short story I wrote on a whim into a full length feature film titled ‘The Perfect House’. Many of the story influences were based on our resources or lack there of, rather than a specific desire or need to tell a story. Very few people know this, but there was actually an entirely different second story, that we decided not to go with, before we came up with the Chicken story.

While we were scanning craigslist for opportunities and collaborators, Kris came across an open letter written by a Director of Photography named Tal Lazar. The letter immediately convinced Kris that Tal was the right guy for the job, in fact Tal is the one that originally suggested the idea of making a spec trailer to help with raising the funding.

When it came time to shoot a spec trailer for The Perfect House we were able to raise $500 for the weekend shoot. By this time we had also been connected to our first “name” actor. An actor who would immediately show signs of things to come as she held our spec trailer and our eventual entire production hostage with frivolous unprofessional actions and demands. We even managed to have someone threaten to sue us on a voluntary spec trailer!

With a finished cut of the spec trailer we set out to find our composer. The trailer was used as an audition for our top responses from craigslist. 5 different composers submitted a score for the 2 minute spec trailer, each of them had their benefits, but it was the score of Frederik Wiedmann that leapt off the screen and made the decision a no brainer.

With a finished spec trailer and new found confidence we set out to find investors and a location to shoot The Perfect House. We searched everything possible and not possible, you don’t realize how badly you want to make a movie until you start justifying and convincing yourself you can shoot in some pretty compromising situations. We checked out crawl spaces in South Central, abandon Jiffy Lubes on the west side and a historical building a bit north. None of them were even close to ideal, that’s when we decided Buffalo was the place to be, in Buffalo we had the location that I had in my mind when I wrote the story.

Now we just had to set a date, turns out with all the schedules in play, money or no money, we had one window we could shoot the movie in over the next 2 years and that window was 4 months away! We locked in the date for the last 2 weeks of June. Andrea and I packed up our belongings, gave up our apartment and headed back to Buffalo just in time for Easter.

Gratwick original and Stand up Comedian Ernie Green is our guest this week. We discuss how he got the courage to get up on stage, what the pressure to be funny right now feels like, and why is first time on stage was like losing his virginity with pink eye.

In the second installment of our Gratwick Origins segment Ernie clears up an urban legend started on our show a few weeks back. He also explains why Gratwick was “fuck worthy” back in the day. In the process Kris exposes his secret three year zionist plot to corrupt Ernie and convince him to leave Mesa.

Ernie and Kris have found the future of stand up comedian and they hatch an evil plan to unleash this new world order. Finally, the true identities of the masters of hyperbole are revealed.

1. Week in review – Ernie Green
2. Gratwick Origins – Ernie Green (why gratwick fuck worthy)
3. Ernie explains exactly what did happen in Flagstaff
4. The pressure to have to be funny

We have come full circle with The Perfect House as hold interviews for a new publicist. Like a good GM in the draft we weighed the virtues of the safe pick vs. the flashy pick.

DVD’s for The Perfect House are in house and a major announcement is imminent! In what might go down as the worst segway ever Kris opens the floor to ancient aliens.

Conspiracy theorists rejoice! Jesus Christ was a real man with a documented history, there was a prehistoric nuclear war and why ancient children’s toys are the proof of advance technology and aerodynamics.

1. Intro
2. week in review (interviewing publicist)
3. DVD update
4. worst segway ever
5. Ancient Aliens

Special Guest, Mike Garrow, shares what it was like moving to Los Angeles and how he stumbled into a great career at Warner Brothers.

The Perfect House is getting close to an official release date, and Mike shares his unique experience with being one of the investors on an indie hit.

When it comes to “celebrity encounters”, Kris and Mike have had quite a few. From finger pointing Matthew Perry on the boulevard to almost getting taken out by a runaway golf cart driven by Kurt Russell as he’s laughing his ass off. A split second difference in time and Kris might have ended the hit show Chuck after 1 season.

The origins of Gratwick becomes a bit clearer as Mike shares childhood memories of how the gang came to be. In his latest memory, Mike explains how after a long night of drinking he sobered up to discover he now had a lesbian roommate. It’s okay though, she’s cool.

This is apparently par for the course from ‘Journey Guy’. He is the guy who single-handedly caused the band’s album to be removed from several Hollywood bars.

In an effort to get serious, we talk to Mike about why he moved to LA, how he lost a man in Arizona on his way West, and how we got set up with a sweet, cushy job at Warner Brothers.

Only one question left to be asked, and Mike explains “what happened to the dream”.

Andrea has spent the week at death’s door while Kris’s has been moving and shaking t the Grove. In what might someday go down in Hollywood lore, Kris explains how he pitched, wrote and made a deal for a script in less than 3 days.

A ton of news about The Perfect House hints at possible release date for the ‘multiple’ dvds, possible bonus features, commentary and… a possible secret endings?

Facebook has jumped the shark and become a cesspool of hostility and impulsive negativity. Kris explains why you should always say you’re going to polish it up for them and keep it tight.

A Gratwick Original Mike Garrow will be a guest on next week’s show, Andrea and Kris explain just who is Mike Garrow and where his place is in the annual of Gratwick Films history.

Chapter list
1. Intro to episode 41
2. Andrea goes 7 rounds with death
3. Kris talk about writing a script in 2 days
4. The Perfect House news

Gratcast turns 40! The joyous occasion mysteriously reminds Andrea of her favorite childhood movie The Huggabunches. We recap a week that went from 0-100 in the blink of an eye. We had a week to put together a 3 picture business plan and be ready to present it.

We got the plan together and just made it to the meeting, no thanks to UPS or the LA metro system. Some of the highlights of the package include news about sequels in The Perfect House franchise and our plan to take over October 1st for the next 5-10 years.

Kris offers a symbolic gesture to the gods as a sign he is ready to move on.

This week we are talking Avengers and typecasting!! As we recap the week that was Andrea gives her reactions to some of the current events happening in the news such as John Travolta’s massage habits and 6th graders in Mexico are shooting porno’s in class.

Before we review the Avengers we share some very exciting updates on The Perfect House. While we had minor issues in several areas with The Avengers, it was the casting decision of Robin Chebatsky (Cobie Smulders) that was the biggest down fall of the Avengers.

We discuss why it was a poor career decision for Cobie Smulders to join Marvel.

Anthony’s back and worried about his job after the preformance by last weeks guest hosts and it looks like we are finally ready for guests.

Apparently Kris has a secret phrase he slips into each episode, ‘Happy Endings’ and ‘Surburbia’ are two great shows flying under the radar. The state of affairs with ‘The Office’ is not looking good, but a new law making its way through congress might help indie filmmakers and other startups find funding easier. However, as usual the government is treating the masses like we are morons and apparently the FAA has learned to follow suit wasting enormous amounts of fuel and manpower.

Anthony gives us his review of ‘Goon’ and that’s how I feel right about now after the rounds and rounds I’ve gone with social media. However it looks like we are starting to pick up a few tricks along the way like SocialMarker.