Uber, Social Casting and the shills protesting the Iran Deal can’t keep us from the man in the Pacific Palisades. Joe talks about being a brand new Uber Driver and how his first fare had some symmetry with the person who referred him to take the job. John lives right across the street from the Scientology Celebrity center, but that doesn’t mean he’s seen anything strange that he is willing to share.  Kris gives an update on Just Drive and round 3 casting, the campaign launches today as does the social interview casting process. Kris explains to the guys that he has decided to start engaging in the online comment sections to try and pull a few people out of the matrix.

The first topic he got involved in was about supposed Iran Deal protestors who are so well prepared and funded they have a custom manufactured inflatable nuclear explosion. Ashley Madison got hacked and Google Maps adds a cool feature that the only way to look at it, is at least they’re sharing the info because we all know they have it either way. This week on AboveTopSecret.com we found the craziest story we’ve ever seen on the site. The body of a man who died from heat exhaustion was left in a car in the Pacific Palisades for 2 weeks, because the wife believed he was a spy and the alphabet agencies would come get his body. When police came to investigate they found 1200 guns, $230,000 in cash, 7 tons of ammo and a Toyota SUV that is also a freaking submarine! The story gets even better. Joe offers up a free ride credit with Uber for anyone that tweets us our secret message.